The Origin of “Where Are the Bodies Garth?” [Brooks] (2024)

Austo
November 5, 2022 @ 10:13 am

Free Tommy buns, he just wants in on the fun!!

Redneck_rainman
November 5, 2022 @ 11:01 pm

Billy Joel’s guitar player?

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- A pig with tit*
  November 6, 2022 @ 3:58 am
  
  Touch your journalistic integrity through the fence.
  
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CAT
May 3, 2024 @ 5:48 am

overly-sentimental, hypersensitive, and what many perceive as aggressive insincerity can also describe Drew Barrymore to a T.

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Di Harris
November 5, 2022 @ 11:02 am

“The origination point for not just asking, “Where are the bodies Garth?” but a whole slew of trolling remarks comes from comedian Tom Segura, and his wife and fellow comedian Christina P., short for Pazsitzky.”

What a couple of losers.

Slow news day in the music world, Trig?

Stephen Wilson, Jr.
Great voice. Great talent.

And Garth killed it, on Baton Rouge

Trigger
November 5, 2022 @ 12:17 pm

It’s not a slow news day, it’s a Saturday that most people take off. Instead, I’m still here, providing you content that you can access for free. I actually think this is a really important story, at a really important time.

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- Di Harris
  November 5, 2022 @ 12:22 pm
  
  And, Glad you are still here.
  i’m working tonight, too.
  YES concert
  
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  - Paulette
    May 8, 2024 @ 6:19 pm
    
    I think Garth Brooks is pretty awesome in my book His has came along way and From when he first got started and now his exactly what I and my mother said he was going to be His the King 👑 of Country music no matter what others did thought or said about him so I see it this away nobody’s just the good old fashioned raised up right lovable Gentle Garth Brooks his very Bless
    
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    - Spanky
      May 23, 2024 @ 9:26 pm
      
      You have obviously never heard of George Strait. He’s the King of Country, and I know you’ve never seen Garth bow to King George. 🫵🏼😃
- King Honky Of Crackershire
  November 5, 2022 @ 5:51 pm
  
  I dare you to start charging a fee to read this site.
  
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  - Crazy Locs
    November 5, 2022 @ 6:23 pm
    
    Touch my camera through the fence
    
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    - King Honky Of Crackershire
      November 5, 2022 @ 8:04 pm
      
      I heard you were dead.
    - King Honky Of Crackershire
      November 6, 2022 @ 10:21 am
      
      Trig,
      What does it mean, that the most liked comments on this article are Fedsmoker references?
      I feel like I’m missing something, and I can’t figure out what it is.
    - Trigger
      November 6, 2022 @ 10:36 am
      
      Honky,
      This is an article about trolls trolling comments sections. It’s safe to say the trolls have descended on this comments section as well. The references are to segments on the “Your Mom’s House” podcast with Tom Segura and Christina P.
  - Trigger
    November 5, 2022 @ 7:00 pm
    
    I will shut down the site before implementing a paywall. The point of Saving Country Music is to spread the word about good country music, and you can’t do that if you demand people pay before they read. I can’t tell you how many people accidentally found Saving Country Music, or accidentally became daily readers because they were searching for something and ended up here. That’s the whole point of the website. But go to Billboard, Rolling Stone, and other major music sites. Most all of them are paywalled now. They also don’t have comments sections anymore. And the sites that are free are so riddled with ads, it’s difficult to impossible to read. I don’t mind dealing with less revenue to keep SCM more open and available. But I do ask for a level of understanding from readers just how uncommon all of this stuff is. I don’t even sell merch because I don’t want any less dollars going to artists and bands.
    
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    - Juli
      November 5, 2022 @ 10:06 pm
      
      Your not following proto brother
    - jim warren
      November 6, 2022 @ 3:42 pm
      
      I know you have a tough tough, but somebody has to do it, ha. Thank you for your work. Yes, I discovered your site because I bumped into it online when a new country singer mentioned you. Keep up the good work for REAL COUNTRY. #GeorgeJonesForever
    - Rebecca Gavin
      November 8, 2022 @ 12:42 pm
      
      Just please don’t sell it to Elon Musk, Trigger. Can you promise us that?
      Now don’t try to take this to the bank, but I would pay $8 for SCM long before I’d pay it for Twitter – though I am kind of addicted to Twitter and withdrawal would be awful.
      But, I’m trying to cut back on subscriptions. Those little amounts add up. I imagine I’m not the only one reaching my limit financially for such things
  - pissonmebeatmetryitout
    November 5, 2022 @ 9:09 pm
    
    Oh garths got friends in low places for sure. As low as 6 feet
    
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- Conald Herkster
  November 15, 2022 @ 8:08 am
  
  G, this Christmas why not give the victims families the greatest gift, CLOSURE? Time’s up G! WHERE ARE THE BODIES?!?
  
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- TIMOTHY
  July 10, 2023 @ 6:46 pm
  
  You’re providing content that is what it’s worth: Free. That’s all
  
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- Kristina Perry
  March 27, 2024 @ 9:05 pm
  
  @Trigger are you the one who wrote this article?! I want to read a book of yours! I want to read everything you write!
  
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  - Trigger
    March 27, 2024 @ 9:26 pm
    
    Well you’ve come to the right place. 8,400 articles and counting.
    
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Hank Charles
November 5, 2022 @ 1:40 pm

Segura flies to his gigs on chartered PJs, is one of the most successful contemporary comedians, and is one of the hardest tickets to come by on the scene.
Once you’ve been uber rich and famous for 30 years, many celebs lose the ability to communicate with normal people beyond the veneer. It happened to Garth long ago. He’s not the only one. He’s just one of the easiest to lampoon. For a professional comedian, it’s shooting fish in a barrel.
Is it a mean, undeserved laugh at Garth’s expense? Sure. It’s also hilarious, which is why it stuck.

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- Toucher Cage
  November 6, 2022 @ 6:18 pm
  
  Also Garth is kinda…. Strange. He does have kind of a strong narcissist/sociopath vibe. If there’s nothing weirder going on he at least does a lot of co*ke.
  
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ConaldPeterson
November 5, 2022 @ 2:09 pm

Oh he “killed it” alright!

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- 10MgTommy
  November 6, 2022 @ 4:13 am
  
  I f*ckin KNEW you faked your death
  
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18 Dales and a dozen comments
November 5, 2022 @ 4:45 pm

Looking back
On the memory of
The thread we shared
‘Neath the article above
For a moment
All the comment section was right
But how could I have known
That you’d ever not reply?
And now I’m glad I didn’t know
The way it all would end
The way it all would go
Our Likes are better left to chance
I could have missed the pain
But I’d have had to miss
the
thread

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- Di Harris
  November 5, 2022 @ 7:20 pm
  
  Laughing …
  
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Robert Paul Champagne
November 5, 2022 @ 8:44 pm

You’re done bud. You’re getting the stamp.

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Brad Mosely
November 5, 2022 @ 9:38 pm

Garth always kills it. Then buries it – but doesn’t tell anyone the location.
Where ARE they, Garth?

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Anyuuho
November 6, 2022 @ 9:35 am

Oh G killed it. He kills it everywhere he goes, laying bodies to waste around the world. I have seen my family in months, GARTH WHERE ARE THE BODIES???

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Toucher Cage
November 6, 2022 @ 6:09 pm

By “it” do you mean that missing Mexican girl?

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sbach66
November 6, 2022 @ 7:25 pm

Segura is fantastic, one of the best comics working today. Certainly not everyone’s cup of tea, especially the easily offended (who I think he goes out of the way to offend). He’s not as brutal as Jeselnik, but definitely pretty raw.
One of my favorites.

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Bear
November 7, 2022 @ 12:10 am

“I actually think this is a really important story, at a really important time.” Is about the best thing I’ve read on the internet today. A comedian making JOKES is an important story?!

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- MasterOfAccents
  November 9, 2022 @ 8:51 pm
  
  You get the stamp!
  
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Jay Eff
November 7, 2022 @ 10:14 am

They’re actually really hilarious comedians. And if you watch G’s interviews, you’ll notice how creepy and forced they are. Just a weird guy. Sure he’s nice and all, but this is just pointing out what makes them funny.

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F. Smoker
November 10, 2022 @ 6:15 am

That’s not following proto buddy
See Also
Garth Brooks Bodies Case: Murder Accused Of Being A Killer Sid Miller reposts satirical article to Facebook The Garth Brooks and Tom Segura Instagram Feud, Explained Comedian Tom Segura Wants to Know Where the Bodies Are, Garth Brooks

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63Guild
November 5, 2022 @ 11:26 am

On latest sober October recap on Rogan this gets brought up more and Tom says someone close in Brook’s camp told him that he’s aware of the running meme. Tom asked if Brooks hated him over it and was told “Garth doesn’t hate anyone” which is exactly what a serial killer would say. The families need closure

BDE
November 5, 2022 @ 12:30 pm

Tom’s theory on why Garth thought he could do the Chris Gaines stuff seems very plausible. I’m paraphrasing but he basically said since Garth has been pretending to be a rodeo cowboy that plays country music of course he thought he could just become a new character and expect people to love it the same way. He failed to grasp that people didn’t know he was merely playing a character the whole time.

Brad
November 5, 2022 @ 2:01 pm

The bodies are behind the Falcon car wash. That is where Garth gets his haircut.

Herc
November 5, 2022 @ 9:16 pm

Keep featherin’ it, brother!

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Luke the Drifter
November 5, 2022 @ 2:33 pm

Am I the only one who kinda liked Chris Gaines? I didn’t hear the whole album but I had the single of “It Don’t Matter to the Sun” and “Lost in You”. The first one was pretty much a Garth Brooks song. The second was more pop than I usually like but it wasn’t bad. I also don’t see why people were so confused…it was a soundtrack to a movie that got canceled. What’s so hard for people to understand? I understand it not being your favorite record but the idea that it was some career killer is something that I don’t understand.

Convict charlie
November 6, 2022 @ 6:15 am

There was a book I read by patsy bale cox called “the garth factor” that showed it was sent out before Garth’s name was attached to it. It had some really good reviews actually. Trisha still says that it’s her favorite of his.
Maybe to him at the time it was a dud. Two million albums is a career to anybody else though.

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- The Twang Banger
  November 8, 2022 @ 10:30 am
  
  The whole album, musically, to me, despite it not being country whatsoever shows off his range and craziness more than anything he’s done.
  My favorite songs are the ones that weren’t released — “Main Street” which sounded like a prime Wallflowers number. “Driftin’ Away” was a straight Babyface type R&B jam. And “Maybe” was later covered by Alison Krauss.
  
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WuK
November 5, 2022 @ 2:42 pm

I have been a fan of Gareth’s since I saw him in concert. It was a superb concert by a great singer, songwriter and showman. He has always seemed genuine and those that have worked for and with Him always seem to have good things to say about him. No bodies. There will always be those that seek to make ‘fun’ at others expense.

LilLungInfection
November 6, 2022 @ 10:29 am

You didn’t follow protocol buddy, yer done.

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Brett Dale
November 5, 2022 @ 2:49 pm

I’m a huge Garth fan, and most fans know the reference to where are there bodies comment, the fans dont really like it, but I think it’s kinda funny and wished Garth would actually go on Tom’s show.

Yep I agree Garth (and Im not saying this to be funny) maybe on the spectrum.

Howard
November 10, 2022 @ 8:47 am

Brett Dale:
I am, and Garth most likely is, too. Instant recall of concert cities and dates is a good marker. Luke Combs rings the same bells for me, too. Seems obsessive about many aspects of his music and life, and the way he delivered his acceptance speech for Entertainer fits the mold too. That said, nearly everyone’s on the spectrum to some degree or another. It’s probably time to stop referring to the condition with negative terms like “disorder” when it actually makes many people living with it more interesting!

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Hugh Janus
November 5, 2022 @ 2:59 pm

My grandmother and her sister disappeared after asking Garth to autograph her collectable Garth plate in Norman, Oklahoma. One minute they were on his bus, the next they were gone. The Oklahoma State Police and the City of Norman Police Department refuses to investigate Mr. Brooks, and have deemed the disappearance a cold case. Garth, we just want to give them a proper burial!

Barry McKockiner
November 5, 2022 @ 8:19 pm

My uncle also disappeared on March 23, 2019 after a show in Glendale, Az… Someone had come up to him near the bathrooms and said “hey tiger, if ya wanna meet ol’ G after the show meet in the south west corner of the venue at the end and when someone approaches you say “I like that” but sir, do please come alone. ”
He was so excited, he couldn’t stop talking about it during the show. I swear Garth even winked at him during a performance but I can’t be sure. Garth Brooks is a sick, sad*stic serial murderer who ruined my family.
Give us the closer we deserve, Garth. Tell us where the bodies are.

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Luckyoldsun
November 5, 2022 @ 3:20 pm

Well, in the wider world, there’s a long-running meme (if that’s what it’s called) that Hillary Clinton serially murderers her political opponents–recently alluded to or pushed by Republican Arizona Gubernatorial candidate Kari Lake and a joke meme that Senator Ted Cruz is the Zodiac Killer. It’s become so ubiquitous that Cruz himself recently put out some video short alluding to it.

I remember when Garth started out, he looked kind of bug-eyed in some early videos, which even then was the basis of speculation by some that he’s nuts.

Di Harris
November 5, 2022 @ 7:11 pm

You must be talking about Vince Foster

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RyanPD
November 6, 2022 @ 10:49 am

Maybe he’s a Manchurian candidate/MK Ultra type slave. I’d believe it.

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Sam
November 5, 2022 @ 3:32 pm

My wife was an extra in a Garth Brooks music video in 2007. It was filmed in a small club in Nashville, and the extras didn’t know who the artist was till they showed up, to keep it under wraps. Anyway, during a break early on, he came up to her and some extras and asked their names.

Then, several hours later as they were wrapping up, he walked by her and thanked her–by name.

I can’t remember a person’s name 5 seconds after being introduced. Garth is an oddball for sure, but he’s a genuine one!

Trigger
November 5, 2022 @ 4:17 pm

I used the anecdote from Sunny Sweeney about him remembering every show he’s ever played as an example, but there are other stories out there of how he remembers the name of every DJ, every journalist, all the side players, security guards, etc. that he’s met in his career. I think that Garth Brooks is some kind of savant. And like many savants, they have difficultly relating to the world in regards to social norms. Is he completely phony or entirely sincere? I have absolutely no clue. But I think he’s a unique human that defies categorization, despite otherwise being a walking dad joke.

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- Brian Barrett
  November 6, 2022 @ 6:20 pm
  
  Means he knows where he buried em. Gotta fess up and bring closure to the families.
  
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- Bruce W. Poff
  December 17, 2023 @ 7:08 pm
  
  I just think he’s an alien from the planet GARTH! 👽
  
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4StrokeMotorBoat
November 5, 2022 @ 7:30 pm

I’m sure he remembers the names of all his victims too! Those families deserve answers!

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Toucher Cage
November 6, 2022 @ 6:28 pm

G banged your wife, dummy.

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Julia
November 5, 2022 @ 3:55 pm

Good mornin

Joe
November 6, 2022 @ 12:44 am

It’s me

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Hugh Janus
November 6, 2022 @ 3:12 am

I see what you did there….

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Concerned Dad
November 5, 2022 @ 5:00 pm

I don’t know what my mom or her house has to do with it. I just want closure.

Where are the bodies, Garth? I want to know where my daughter is. Please.

Johnny Law
November 5, 2022 @ 5:06 pm

I’ve never been a big fan of Garth. He’s always been ok. Somewhere in the mid level of 90s country artists. Sure, he’s got some great songs. He also has some that aren’t so great and I’ve always felt he was hyped up to be bigger than he was. This is really interesting. I don’t think he’s a bad guy. Very out of touch and awkward yes. I’m betting he’s authentic in his own head at least. That whole thing sounds like a really funny joke, but if people are trolling that hard over it and in person even maybe it’s gone a little bit to far. It does sound like he’s really into what he does and makes a big effort with his fans. If Sunny Sweeney says that’s how he really is then I believe it.

Bret Chrysler
November 5, 2022 @ 5:24 pm

It’s so ridiculous to ask “where are the bodies”. Grath is a *global* superstar, selling out stadiums across the entire GLOBE!! Of course they wouldn’t be in just one place, they would be spread around the planet so that it would be impossible to tie to just one person.

Conald Peterson
November 5, 2022 @ 5:40 pm

Keep featherin it brother

Mommy Jeans
November 5, 2022 @ 5:54 pm

Garth burried the bodies overseas. It wasn’t poop in his private jets bathroom floor, it was dirt from the shovel he used.. track his flight paths to find the bodies!

Fedsmoker
November 6, 2022 @ 9:27 am

You just lost your life

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Burnt Crystal
November 5, 2022 @ 5:54 pm

At least Buns hasn’t started calling Garth fat and racist. That’s the worst.

Of course the bodies are all in one place under Garth’s house. Even though he travels the globe, his airplane is clearly big enough for frozen corpse storage underneath.

I bet I could beat Garth in a foot race, so I’m not worried about getting clapped.

Tim Secundo
November 5, 2022 @ 5:55 pm

It was mid October 1998 on the last leg of Garths world tour. My sister was was so excited to see him as he was her favorite artist. She flew all the way to Minneapolis and checked into a hotel. After attending the concert with her friends and then waiting to go backstage with Garth, her friends said they left the venue. The hotel said she never came back that night. Please Garth. I just want closure. Tell me where my sister’s body is.

tj
November 5, 2022 @ 6:01 pm

The families just need closure Garth. Think of the children.

Ghostsmoker
November 5, 2022 @ 6:20 pm

the families need closure G

C I Double Agent
November 5, 2022 @ 6:25 pm

Garth please, the families need closer.

Four Strokes
November 5, 2022 @ 6:35 pm

Garth, the families need answers. Show me where it spits.

where are the bodies G
November 5, 2022 @ 6:41 pm

but Garth, where are the bodies? every day families across the country cry out for closure, it’s not very high and tight of you to keep them hidden.

little Anna from Kansas City didn’t deserve it, and her family has been torn apart by her disappearance. Her mom, Claire, once a Miss Kansas contestant, is now both fat and retarded.

Anna’s dad, Jeff, is now dead.

It’s unrelated, but it feels relevant. After all, Jeff was a big Garth Brooks fan before all this happened.

some say Jeff let it happen, and then couldn’t live with the guilt. So, he smoked some meth and died after 4 strokes.

fgtrtd
November 5, 2022 @ 7:10 pm

Slick stuff, neat stuff

It'sMeDani
November 5, 2022 @ 7:21 pm

I turn into a telescope!

Kevin
November 5, 2022 @ 7:25 pm

That sounds like something Ralph Wiggum would say.

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- Cool guy
  November 5, 2022 @ 9:20 pm
  
  Had to take a break from sharpening the knife 50 times each direction to read this and see if we could get some closure but no dice… well anyway why don’t yall come on up to the house for some moose soup when you’re done?
  
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Kevin
November 5, 2022 @ 7:24 pm

Garth isn’t nearly smart enough to be a serial killer.

Jean
November 5, 2022 @ 7:29 pm

You need to wipe down.

Big Daddy Kane
November 5, 2022 @ 7:44 pm

I just want to give my mother a proper burial. Please Garth. Where?!

Herc
November 5, 2022 @ 7:59 pm

My two cousins went to a Garth Brooks show in 2019. They had backstage passes and part of their vip access was a meet and greet. That was the last time anyone saw them. Christine, Julia, we miss you and won’t rest until the authorities fully invesitsgye Garth.

Shticky
November 5, 2022 @ 8:26 pm

I mean, the families deserve closure don’t they?
AND you should pay the bill for cleaning up the sh*t stains in your jet, Garth.

Conald Peterson
November 5, 2022 @ 8:28 pm

Thank you for bringing attention to the horrific crimes committed by Garth. This senseless violence must end.

Justice for the airplane bathroom

RPC
November 5, 2022 @ 8:30 pm

Cool stuff, Slick stuff. Piss on me, beat me, try it out.

Tim Secundo
November 5, 2022 @ 8:39 pm

Bring your friends. Free rent, free food.

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TaterCake
November 5, 2022 @ 8:31 pm

When I go to a G concert there’s just so many things I feel! I’m even having some shirts made with a list of all the feelings you get when you’re watching Mr Brooks sing all his classics in concert! They’ll be up on Etsy soon!

Funny,
Always dancing,
Trustworthy,
Ready to party,
Excellent,
Talkative,
Affectionate,
Real,
Delicious

Di Harris
November 5, 2022 @ 8:44 pm

You Tater Tot’s, Daddy?

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WatchinOutFerWaspes
November 5, 2022 @ 8:39 pm

Where’s a C I Double Agent when we need one?

Unc Shine
November 5, 2022 @ 8:47 pm

You ever have a banana split?! Aiyaiyai!!

Unc Shine
November 5, 2022 @ 8:54 pm

You know what’s a banana split?

Jumpin' Jack Flash
November 5, 2022 @ 9:17 pm

I always thought it was because of this video:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OyGG0VMldg0

Luke the Drifter
November 6, 2022 @ 2:13 pm

Hahahahaha! That was so awkward….

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Toucher Cage
November 6, 2022 @ 6:38 pm

Strong Patrick Bateman vibes here.

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Unk
November 5, 2022 @ 9:22 pm

Just let me eat ya

Di Harris
November 5, 2022 @ 9:39 pm

Ok, So …
Met this kid at tonight’s concert, during intermission.
There was just something about this kid.
Turns out he is a 13 year old guitar player.
He was at the concert with his Dad. They were also at the J. Beck/J. Depp concert on the 19th.

Wait up …

Give this a listen.
This kid has “it”

https://youtu.be/gCcvrniWo38

Asked the Dad if he knew of Trig’s site, & SCM.
Not until i asked.
The Dad was intuitive. He asked, Old Country Music?
I just smiled.
The Dad continued – Not that shi* they play now? …
Hey, hey. New convert

Brent Chiseler
November 5, 2022 @ 9:41 pm

You just lost your life, as far as your job goes.

Norm
November 5, 2022 @ 10:12 pm

Imagine a pig with tit*.

Unc Shine
November 5, 2022 @ 10:24 pm

Garph Brooks is the best, just like hot sauce!

Where’s the body’s?
November 5, 2022 @ 11:39 pm

I just wish he’d tell me where he buried my mom

Travis
November 6, 2022 @ 1:29 pm

Your mom’s been here with me the entire time. She’s ok!

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- Toucher Cage
  November 6, 2022 @ 6:43 pm
  
  Tell her the doctor told me it’s not an std. it’s some acquired immune deficiency something.
  
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King Above 18
November 6, 2022 @ 12:47 am

Good morning my queen, time to get up, let you feet hit the floor and get those tit* swingin

Porra Gray
November 6, 2022 @ 12:50 am

Where are the bodies Garth? The families need closure.

MonkeyGein
November 6, 2022 @ 1:04 am

Well if he’d just follow proto and tell us where the bodies are we all can get closure

Tony Johns
November 6, 2022 @ 4:32 am

Don’t believe the Garthaganda. The families need closure.

DJ
November 6, 2022 @ 5:03 am

Good lord- the immaturity of society is disgusting.
Putting out someone else’s light doesn’t make yours shine brighter.

Oso Proto Petergura
November 6, 2022 @ 7:28 am

Did u really just touch my camera thru the fence there?

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Fed Smoker
November 6, 2022 @ 6:56 pm

You just lost your life chom*o!

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StopWrathBrooks
November 9, 2022 @ 9:36 pm

Exactly! Garth needs to stop putting out innocent people’s lights! Justice for the families!

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AdamAmericana
November 6, 2022 @ 5:37 am

Trigger goes by that moniker because he is a CIA assassin.

Mark Magee
November 6, 2022 @ 5:42 am

It’s really sad you would write this as some big joke, when the families of these Victims are sitting at home crying and waiting for news. Really in horrific taste. This is disgusting. #JusticeforBrooksVictims

RIP Topdog
November 6, 2022 @ 5:48 am

Youre gettin the stamp bud. Youre life is over.

Joe
November 6, 2022 @ 6:10 am

This is where it spits.

Sir Adam the Great
November 6, 2022 @ 6:22 am

How have I never heard of this? What else don’t I know?

Travis
November 6, 2022 @ 7:08 am

Never been a Garth fan, but seems like a huge waste of time to develop and participate in this ‘meme’. In my opinion, there’s too many unhinged people out in the world to start crap like this. It sounds like right now it’s all in fun and not bothering Garth. Hopefully that’s as far as it goes.

Oso Proto Petergura
November 6, 2022 @ 8:17 am

Heres the deal man.. I just want closure for my handsome older neice Julia. She went missing after a G concert back in ‘015 or sumn like’at. She followed proto and feathered it thru and thru. Jeans have been the highest of the tightest since elementary. Never wanted any wreck. Said she was gonna join G on his plane for a banana split n stuff like that.. but his stomach got to bubblin mid-trip. Id say due to all the benadryl and poutine. That was the last we heard from her.. proly around ohhhhh 6:30 or so. The flight attendants were too angry to give us any information so we dont know for sure where they went after they landed. She left behind a son, a whole white baby bruh. He is growing up so fast.. always gettin into slick stuff, neat stuff. We just want her back. Some guy that she met at the gym called and says he has some ceiling fans he wants to install for her as a welcome home gift. We miss her lots.. forreals doe. Please Garth. Trish. amenDo it for love.. do it for mankind (aha).. Do it for Jeans. Homie on out.

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- RPC
  November 6, 2022 @ 7:01 pm
  
  Home here now.
  
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Conald peterson
November 6, 2022 @ 7:59 am

The families need closure.

ddymac
November 6, 2022 @ 8:35 am

Not a Garth fan, obviously a very talented and successful artist. It just comes across so phoney, kind of like the William Shatner of country music. It very well may be completely genuine but it sure feels weird. When I saw “Your Mom’s House” video showing him being creepy it confirmed I wasn’t the only one. I laughed so hard I nearly wet my pants. However, I think the non-stop badgering of Garth about where the bodies are hidden are a bit over the top.

Alex
November 6, 2022 @ 8:43 am

My sister was an extra in a Garth Brooks music video in 2006. It was filmed in a small club in Orlando, and the extras didn’t know who the artist was till they showed up, to keep it under wraps. Anyway, during a break early on, he came up to her and some extras and asked their names.

Then, several hours later as they were wrapping up, he walked by her and murdered her in cold blood.

No one said a thing as her body laid there, Garth dragged it off himself and we haven’t seen her body since.

Tyler
November 6, 2022 @ 8:44 am

My buddy’s dad does security for various events and arenas. Good size company they have a bunch of contracts but still family owned. The dad is at every big event he can be and helps to run it. Was talking to the dad and he told me the nicest celebrity he ever met was Garth. So much so that Garth ask that the dad and his security team work with him at multiple shows around the country (generally they are southeastern region of the US only) and would fly them to his shows. My buddy’s dad had back surgery and was out of work for a while. Garth called him, sent him a gift package and has had him out to his house a handful of times completely unrelated to work. Seems like his every man thing is pretty genuine. How he manages that with his level of fame I’ll never know but kudos to him for somehow staying grounded

Trigger
November 6, 2022 @ 9:34 am

Yep.
And you hear these kinds of stories all the time surrounding Garth.
I’ve written numerous stories being critical of things Garth has done. I most certainly identify how his personality comes across as insincere to some, if not many. But there’s something going on beneath the surface that I’m not sure any of us understand with this guy. Act or not, he very actively works to be a better person than most of us do, and it can’t go unrecognized.

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Di Harris
November 6, 2022 @ 9:26 am

: D For all of you slobbering Yellowstone fans.
Garth Brooks and Kevin Costner are dear friends of each other.
(That would be Garth & John Dutton – for a lot of you who have trouble operating in reality)

Critical mass meltdown in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1 …

Fed smoker
November 6, 2022 @ 12:10 pm

How’d you get a job here f*ck face.

Jim edd
November 6, 2022 @ 1:07 pm

Bert is fat

Bert
November 6, 2022 @ 6:49 pm

Tom is fat.

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Bear
November 6, 2022 @ 3:26 pm

OK. I’m gonna say it… “Party on Garth!”

Chrissy P
November 6, 2022 @ 7:02 pm

Who’s Randy?

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- Doyle Hargraves
  November 8, 2022 @ 11:43 am
  
  that tuning son of a bitch. left the band to join the 4 stroke gang.
  
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Its normal size
November 6, 2022 @ 4:17 pm

We stand for Refuges… HAHAHA. WE STAND WITH UKRAINE

Southern Man, Country Fan, and Stuck Somewhere Else
November 7, 2022 @ 12:34 am

I remember very well, in the ’90s, as early as the “No Fences” album, that it was “cool,” in certain circles, to either not care much for Garth and his music, or to actually be actively hostile towards them. I never went full-on with the scorn, but I do admit, for a time during the early ’90s, that I fell, somewhat, for the “hardcore country purist” Party line which seemed to hold that Garth was sullying country music by making it “more commercial,: “too pop,” “watered-down,” etc. I don’t begrudge people not liking his persona or his music, because we all have the right to our opinions, but for myself, now, I look back on my wary-to-skeptical view of Garth in the ’90s, and honestly, I think I was an idiot.

Garth has never, ever, claimed to be some kind of ultra-traditional, country music purist type of artist, and it was silly, if not ridiculous, for me to ever judge him by that kind of standard. The “No Fences” album title, itself, was a tip-off that not only he was *not* going to defined by others’ potentially rigid ideas of what his music should sould like, but that he, himself took a view of his music that was very open to different styles/genres and decidedly *non-rigid*.

I’m not necessarily a fan of each and every song that the man has recorded, but overall, I have a lot of respect for him. Really, much of his music, from the ’90s and on, sounds so much better, and much more “country,” to me now, than much of what I hear when I am unfortunate enough to come across the auto-tuned bro-country dreck that is played on so many country radio stations today.

On his persona, I’m not sure if it really is a “persona,” as such. In interviews that I’ve seen, from his early days and later, he has always been up-front about having been a KISS fan, as a young man, who then became a country music fan and, in his performing career, decided to take some of the theatrics of big rock shows to the country music stage. I get that this rubs some people the wrong way, but it doesn’t bother me. People have a great time at his shows, partially because *he* visibly seems to be having a great time with his band and with the audience. Personally, I don’t think that he is putting anyone on there, period.

Sometimes I wonder, is there something that certain people just have to find “un-cool,” or even suspect, about men, especially, who are, by turns, earnest, optimistic, a bit goofy, and simply unashamed of all three of those attributes? I think back to male friends of mine in college who had more macho personalities than I did, and who, at times, seemed to take my *lack* of machismo, and my not *particularly caring* about that lack in my personality, as a sort of embarrassment, or even a personal affront, to them. Maybe Garth is just so at ease with who he is, earnest, goofy, or not, that it’s hard for some people to believe that it’s *not* an act?

Either way, I like what I’ve seen of the guy, and I enjoy a good bit of his music. 30 years ago, I was ridiculously concerned about whether or not it was “cool” to be a Garth Brooks fan among hardcore country purists, and as silly as it seems now, I actually allowed that concern to keep me from giving a lot of his music a fair listen. Now, I could not care less about whether it’s “cool” or not, and I am very happily a fan.

Charlie
November 7, 2022 @ 5:17 am

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zGI5jhmoRhk

Especially the refugees
November 7, 2022 @ 9:48 am

Garth spreads his caca all over his private jets. THE FAMILIES NEED CLOSURE GARTH

Jim E. Rustled
November 7, 2022 @ 5:30 pm

Listen up ‘chom*os, yo momma ain’t in the f*ckin stands, not since G touched their souls through the fence. Where are the bodies Garth?

JLW
November 8, 2022 @ 7:32 am

One time I was trying to take a selfie with Trisha (while telling her I used to be in a band named after her), and Garth came around and asked if he could take the picture for me. So now I have a photo with Trisha Yearwood taken by Garth Brooks and I will love him forever.

R.C.
November 8, 2022 @ 12:05 pm

I got a DUI babyyyyyyyy! Woooooo!

Touch It Through the Fence!!!
November 10, 2022 @ 8:49 am

I’m sorry but the whole Tom trolling Garth thing is hilarious. The fact that Garth is completely oblivious to it all makes it better. I’m guessing Garth cares zero about how anyone trolls him. Garth is so far removed from what reality actually is.

What Trig didn’t include about the Todd Snider story is that Garth actually cut Todd a check for $10k over the whole Alight Guy/Chris Gaines fiasco. $10K for just the thought of using his song. Are you kidding me? This is an incredible gesture by the biggest country music star in history to a virtually unknown folk singer.

Even though Garth is insufferable, he is incredibly genuine and kind.

Proto Caller
November 13, 2022 @ 3:01 am

Sure, Tommy and Mommy Jeans can be knuckleheads. Some might even call them goofballs.

But let’s not pretend, for one Garth-loving second, that there aren’t damn near thousands of family members waiting for answers that will never come.

Where are they, Garth?
And why do you hate refugees so much?

Apathymiller
June 27, 2023 @ 5:14 pm

It’s not just a light hearted troll. Garths tour dates line up with almost a hundred missing persons

Help me!!!
July 10, 2023 @ 4:23 am

Please help me I’m locked in Garth and tircias basem*nt!! Garth left his phone after getting drunk down here, he’s going to punish me or worse when he finds out!!! Please help me escape garth’s dungeon!!!

Randall
November 2, 2023 @ 7:08 am

Burt Krishna

Dale Schultz
November 30, 2023 @ 1:01 pm

Pretty sure the song “Friends in Low Places” is a veiled reference to the final resting places of his thousands of poor victims. Why, Garth??? They were all so beautiful and full of life! JUST TELL US WHERE THEY ARE, YOU MONSTER!!!!!

Bishop
December 14, 2023 @ 1:01 pm

Its an open secret that Garth Brooks is a serial killer. the song “let the bodies hit the floor” by drowning pool is written about Garth aka “G”. He is the bill cosby of country music, too big to fall. The thousands of missing woman near el paso, that’s “G”. Wake up America.

The Origin of “Where Are the Bodies Garth?” [Brooks] (2024)

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